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Die Puppe
#1
Vor kurzem habe ich diese Geschichte gelesen und versuche sie mir immer wieder in Erinnerung zu rufen, wenn es in mir schreit: "Du wirst nicht erlöst! Du nicht!"

Die Geschichte:
Ein kleiner Junge wünscht sich zu Weihnachten eine Darth Vader - Puppe. Er bekommt sie und sie kann sprechen. Er macht sie an und die Puppe sagt, während sie ihr Laserschwert bedrohlich erhebt:
"Du bist noch nicht so weit. Du bist kein Jedi!"
Der kleine Junge schaut seine Oma traurig an, die ihm die Puppe geschenkt hat, und sagt: "Oma! Ich bin kein Jedi!"
Die Oma sagt: "Doch! Du kannst mein Jedi sein!"
Und er sagt: "Nein! Ich bin kein Jedi!"

Der Junge war keine 5 Jahre alt..

Grüße Tom
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#2
Tr909Tom schrieb:Vor kurzem habe ich diese Geschichte gelesen und versuche sie mir immer wieder in Erinnerung zu rufen, wenn es in mir schreit: "Du wirst nicht erlöst! Du nicht!"

Die Geschichte:
Ein kleiner Junge wünscht sich zu Weihnachten eine Darth Vader - Puppe. Er bekommt sie und sie kann sprechen. Er macht sie an und die Puppe sagt, während sie ihr Laserschwert bedrohlich erhebt:
"Du bist noch nicht so weit. Du bist kein Jedi!"
Der kleine Junge schaut seine Oma traurig an, die ihm die Puppe geschenkt hat, und sagt: "Oma! Ich bin kein Jedi!"
Die Oma sagt: "Doch! Du kannst mein Jedi sein!"
Und er sagt: "Nein! Ich bin kein Jedi!"

Der Junge war keine 5 Jahre alt..

Grüße Tom

Hallo Tom, gut, dass die Puppe nicht röchelte: "chchch...hchchc... ich bin dein Vater...chchch...hchchc" Big Grin

Herz René
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#3
Da hilft nur eine Luke Skywalker-Puppe: "Es ist noch Gutes in dir!"
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#4
Ich hatte mal eine sehr schöne "Schlummerpuppe". Die hieß so, weil sie einen weichen Bauch hatte, wie ein Kissen... die konnte nicht sprechen, aber sie erzählte mir viel über Wärme und Geborgenheit.
Eines Tages hatten wir Besuch. Ein Musikerkollege meines Vaters, mit seinen beiden kleinen Töchtern. Ich war zu dieser Zeit nicht zu Hause.
Meine Mutter hat meine "Schlummerpuppe" dann einem der beiden Mädchen geschenkt...

Laila
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